Unfortunate. Indeed.

Unfortunately, Hub drops a Costco-sized glass bottle of garlic-infused olive oil on the wood floor.

Unfortunately, it shatters into about a zillion pieces.

Unfortunately, the olive oil begins to glug and ooze dangerously toward the area rugs,the upholstered furniture, the dog.

Unfortunately, I grab the nearest towels--a couple of oversized (Costco, yes) white bath sheets to corral the mess.

Unfortunately, I throw the garlic-infused towels into the wash. With other towels. And kitchen dishcloths. Whatnot.

Unfortunately, I now have garlic-infused towels, dishcloths and whatnot.

Unfortunately, after several hot-water-vinegar washings, I still have garlic-infused towels, dishcloths and whatnot.

Unfortunately, the very clean but garlic-infused towels, dishcloths and whatnot are now in the garbage.

Unfortunately, the washing machine smells like a pizzeria.

Fortunately, Trophy Wives like pizza.