Thursday, November 12, 2009

UPDATE: Aging Trophy Wife Remains Found

The Aging Trophy Wife is missing!

The timeline of the crime:

6:47 p.m. I leave the house for a busy evening with ice cream. Hub is going to the gym. He is wearing a muscle shirt. Nice.

9:05 p.m. I return home from a busy evening with ice cream. Hub is in the kitchen in his muscle shirt. Nice. He is returning a phone call. He says Hi Sweetie.

9:06 p.m. I notice that the Aging Trophy wife is missing. Her accessories remain on the kitchen table, sitting in a pile of sticky stuff.

Still 9:06 p.m. (Things are happening quickly now.) Hub, where is the Trophy Wife?

Still 9:06 p.m. He looks at me. I got rid of her.

My face is incredulous, I am sure.

Hub shrugs. She was stinking.

Lesson learned.

1 comment:

Amanda P said...

I wish there had been a photo of your incredulous face on this THAT would have been something.