Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Now you see it. Now you don't.

Look closely at this picture.

You may not see it at first. Look again.

Believe it or not, the photo is my thumb. Yes. It is difficult to see because I am wearing a camouflage bandaid. You will note that the use of the camouflage causes the injury to just blend into the background and ... disappear!

Wow. Think of the implications of such a product. Sure, it can cover a nasty wound.

But wait!

Imagine a giant camouflage bandaid plastered right over your cellulite. (Not that you have any. I'm just saying.) The dimpled fat just blends into the background and ... disappears! Unexpected company? Imagine a giant camouflage throw tossed over the mess which just blends into the background and ... disappears! Or better yet, toss an even gianter throw over the house and it just blends into the background and ... disappears! Unexpected guests are a thing of the past.

But wait!

Zip yourself into a giant camouflage bag and become a 'fly on the wall' in your teen's room. Zip yourself up at the PTA meeting when they are looking for a volunteer to Chair the Annual Groundhog Day Masquerade Ball and you'll just blend into the background and ... disappear!

Genius!

1 comment:

Lindsay said...

I am so confused right now! Maybe my vision is just too good...superhero good! LASER VISION! OOO!