Play that Funky Music

Last weekend I participated in a church campout.

Stop. I know what you're thinking, which is something like, "What? Isn't it October?" or "What? Aren't you a Trophy Wife?"

Well, the answer to both question is yes, but remember always that a Trophy Wife is, above all, a very good sport about things. Even camping. In October.

It is a lovely and well-equipped campsite. There are shady trees. There is beautiful foliage. There are barbecue grills, picnic tables, a beautiful firepit.

There are bathrooms with running hot and cold water. The toilets flush. The birds sing. The Rangers wear those really big hats.

And when I think, Wow, this campsite can't get any better, it does. It's gets better because I see the sign and realize that ...



this campsite is also equipped with a disco!



Heck, yes.