Foam-Tastic! Wow.

Commercials are really loud.

Not as loud as they used to be, when Billy Mays yelled at us about stuff. And telling us to "Wait! That's not all. If you order within the next 30 minutes ..."

Note: I hope that in Billy Mays' heaven there is lots of Oxi Clean. Oh, of course there is. Heaven is a beautiful sparkly, clean place, after all.

But now someone new is yelling on the television about Oxi-Clean. It is a woman's voice. She is talking about a revolutionary product. It is a revolutionary product packaged in a shiny, purple container. It is called 'Foamtastic'. Kaboom Foam-tastic!

Note: Foam-tastic? Are you kidding me? As a lover of all words splendid and extraordinary, is this product made just for me, maybe, with Billy Mays up in heaven smiling down and making sure that my cleaning dreams are still coming true?

Note: Okay, fine. Too dramatic. I get it. But really. Foam-tastic!

So, I am putting Foam-tastic to the test. Did I mention that it sprays blue?

Note: Blue! And turns white when it's done with its work.

So now I am cleaning. My bathtub. My shower. Yes. Maybe even my dog. I don't know for sure.

And tomorrow ... the results will be posted right here, in living color on this blog. Blue color. Tell your friends. Tell your neighbors. Tell your cleaning ladies.

Note: Foam-tastic!