Big news.
And sometimes the only way to share big news is to do so personally. Face to face, if you will. So now, I present my face, yes.
Please prepare yourself. It isn't pretty.
Allow me to clarify: The news isn't pretty. My face is fine, mainly because I uploaded the video in standard definition. Wrinkles just disappear!
Note: The smeared mascara is a result of the news, of course. A Trophy Wife never wanders about with smeared mascara. Usually a Trophy Wife doesn't even wear mascara, no.
What were we talking about? Oh yes, the VLOG.
I know. Shocking.
Note: Who are the dudes sitting around a table at BMW headquarters getting jiggy about the sedans and sending lurid letters to innocent men?
Eew. I feel dirty.
So, I'm off to take a shower. Or a test drive. I can't decide.
Heck, yes!
3 comments:
You may need to drive one before you are sure it's not as great as they described it...
Wow. Using video to lament these things now, are we?
I like the audacious nature of the whole thing. But I should probably teach you how to imbed video so you don't have to click through to see the video, eh?
At least he's cheating with a 6-series and not some lesser automobile.
I agree with Matt--how would you feel if it was a Ford Taurus...
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