Sunday, May 9, 2010

In Honor. Of Mothers. And Shoes, I Guess.


There was an old woman who lived in a shoe,
She had so many children, she didn't know what to do;
She gave them some broth without any bread,
She whipped them all soundly, and put them to bed.

Note: What the heck? What kind of example of motherhood is this?

Note: Maybe appropriate family planning would have been helpful to this woman. And what about the Old Man? Don't tell me he's at the office this whole time ...

Then that old Woman heard a knock at the door
"Put your hands up, and drop to the floor!
You're under arrest, we're from SVU
We've got a prison cell waiting for you!"

The End.

P.S. Happy Mother's Day!

1 comment:

Lindsay said...

So I am totally paranoid that my baby is gonna get diaper rash and the doctors are gonna turn me in to the police for being a bad mother!