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The Trophy Wife and the Zebra have something in common, besides this meandering post discussing the concept of he ability of the zebra to pull off the no-no of horizontal stripes while flaunting the ampleness of the striped bum, no less.
That's right. There is more.
While on a recent Safari, the jeep-driver-slash-tour-guide explains the names of different groupings of animals. For example, he says look! a colony of ants or he says duck! a flock of seagulls or he says by golly! it's a rhumba of rattlesnakes!
Note: Yes, really. A rhumba!
Imagine the surprise and delight then, when the Trophy Wife learns that a grouping of Trophy Wives and a grouping of Zebra share the exact same name and I kid you not:
Note: Well, I may be kidding, but it should be true, in any case.
Aye! It's a dazzle of Trophy Wives. Oh! And a dazzle of Zebra.
Note: Sweet. And Dazzling!
Heck, yes!
1 comment:
I don't even know what to say. You have dazzled me with your wit and amazingness. Bring some more on!
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