Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Over. Stimu.Lation.

Good news. I am apparently eligible for Government Stimulation, yes.

Today I received my Government Stimulus Notification letter. An urgent notification from Mr. Lawver. With a reference number, so it must be real. I got this letter on account of my fine credit history and eligible property. And all that Mr. Lawver requires of me in order to take advantage of this limited-time offer, is a response to his stimulus.


I am cordially invited to visit the Stimulus Servicing Department, which sounds like it should be located in the back of the adult bookstore downtown.


I. Don't. Think. So.

1 comment:

Matthew Gamblin said...

You can definitely find stimulus along Broadway in San Francisco. Although, I don't believe the government will be providing it.

Thank goodness.