Oh, Katy.

So, I'm cruising in the Aging SUV. I'm cruising in the Aging SUV and punching radio buttons like crazy. There is nothing good on the radio. I mean, Phil Collins? Really? And how overplayed is 'Clocks' by Coldplay? Even in the Hall of Fame of Overplayed Music, it's overplayed. And then 'Always and Forever?' Seriously? It's probably been redone by some Hippity Hop artist, but it was crappy even in 1978 with Peaches. And Herb. (The 'H' is not silent, in this case).

Note: C'mon, admit it. The Hippity Hop reference is quite amusing.

So, I'm stuck with Katy Perry, who has graduated from kissing a girl (I'll never wear cherry chapstick again, no) to California Gurls (I'll never enjoy a popsicle again, no) to her latest hormone-driven mess, Teenage Dream.

Note: I'm sorry about this little rant. I just don't get kid's music nowadays.

Additional Note: I have SO always wanted to say that!

Proof, of the Hormone-Driven Mess:

Let's go all the way tonight

No regrets, just love

We can dance, until we die

You and I, will be young forever

I'mma get your heart racing

In my skin tights jeans

Be your teenage dream tonight

Let you put your hands on me

In my skin tight jeans

Be your teenage dream tonight

Note: Ugh.

That is all.

Carry on.