Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Oh, Katy.

So, I'm cruising in the Aging SUV. I'm cruising in the Aging SUV and punching radio buttons like crazy. There is nothing good on the radio. I mean, Phil Collins? Really? And how overplayed is 'Clocks' by Coldplay? Even in the Hall of Fame of Overplayed Music, it's overplayed. And then 'Always and Forever?' Seriously? It's probably been redone by some Hippity Hop artist, but it was crappy even in 1978 with Peaches. And Herb. (The 'H' is not silent, in this case).

Note: C'mon, admit it. The Hippity Hop reference is quite amusing.

So, I'm stuck with Katy Perry, who has graduated from kissing a girl (I'll never wear cherry chapstick again, no) to California Gurls (I'll never enjoy a popsicle again, no) to her latest hormone-driven mess, Teenage Dream.

Note: I'm sorry about this little rant. I just don't get kid's music nowadays.

Additional Note: I have SO always wanted to say that!

Proof, of the Hormone-Driven Mess:

Let's go all the way tonight
No regrets, just love
We can dance, until we die
You and I, will be young forever
I'mma get your heart racing
In my skin tights jeans
Be your teenage dream tonight
Let you put your hands on me
In my skin tight jeans
Be your teenage dream tonight

Note: Ugh.

That is all.

Carry on.


Amanda P said...

I have had the exact same thought about that song. Teenage dream to be interpreted WET dream? Eww.
Sidenote: Katy Perry is sooo not a teenager.

Matthew Gamblin said...


After Amanda's comment, I won't even try. She wins.