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A little song.

Please sing it in your head. Or if you wish, sing it out loud, unless you are sitting in a cubicle somewhere.

Note: If you are sitting in a cubicle somewhere, please consider quiet humming. It is very enjoyable.

Happy Birthday to Me!
I look forty-three
I guess that's much better
Than looking fifty!

Note: I am not forty-three. And I am certainly not fifty.

Certainly, not.