Note: Except in your wallet. You'll feel it there, for sure.
The best part of all of this useless information is that Mar-teen's van bears the company's logo.
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Hmmn. Patches in a Day.
Catchy.
This idea pleases me. I imagine that his shop is frequented by pirates. Ahoy, Matey! I need me a patch. And I need it in a day!
Note: Where the heck is this pirate's eye patch? Clearly, the need for Patches in a Day is, indeed, real.
However, there may be other applications for Patches in a Day that may be more lucrative than either the drywall or pirate patch business.
It occurs to me that the idea of Patches in a Day may also please, say, Tiger Woods. Can you patch up my reputation, Mar-teen? And can you do it in a day?
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Note: Sorry, Tiger. Mar-teen's skills just aren't going to help you, Dude. You're on your own.
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