At Least They Are Not In Your Pants.

So, you know the whole thing about how the ants go marching?

The ants go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah.
The ants go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah.
The ants go marching one by one, the little one stops to suck his thumb or drink some rum or scratch his bum or whatever
and they all go marching down. In the ground. To get out of the rain. Boom, boom, boom ...

And then you know how they march two by two? And three by three? And of course, four by four and five by five? And then those crazy ants go six by six (to get their kicks) and seven by seven and eight by eight and nine by freaking nine ...

And then. Finally.

The ants go marching TEN by TEN.

And did you ever wonder where the ants go then?

No, not my microwave, although that's a darned good guess.

I discovered their location while shopping at my local mall.









The TEN ANT ROOM.

Heck, yes!


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