Those who do not learn from the past are doomed to repeat it. --George Santayana, American Philosopher
Oops, I did it again. --Britney Spears, American Philosopher
History has repeated itself.
I am standing in front of the mirror, huge white towel wrapped around me, for modesty's sake, and reaching into the cabinet to grab the spray deodorant and inexplicably and quite stickily I grab the hairspray instead.
Note: Jokes about keeping my armpit hair in place are simply not necessary, thank you.
Oops, I did it again.
Fool me once, I'm a fool. Fool me twice, I'm a bigger fool. Or something like that.
But in True Trophy Wife Fashion, I look on the bright side.
It's going to be a great hair day!
Heck, yes!
2 comments:
Maybe I should try that to keep my armpit hairs in place.
This could work.
Um, the only other person I knew that used spray deodorant was my grandpa.
The end.
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