Thursday, January 20, 2011

Britney Made Me Do It.

Those who do not learn from the past are doomed to repeat it. --George Santayana, American Philosopher

Oops, I did it again. --Britney Spears, American Philosopher

History has repeated itself.

I am standing in front of the mirror, huge white towel wrapped around me, for modesty's sake, and reaching into the cabinet to grab the spray deodorant and inexplicably and quite stickily I grab the hairspray instead.

Note: Jokes about keeping my armpit hair in place are simply not necessary, thank you.

Oops, I did it again.

Fool me once, I'm a fool. Fool me twice, I'm a bigger fool. Or something like that.

But in True Trophy Wife Fashion, I look on the bright side.

It's going to be a great hair day!

Heck, yes!


Matthew Gamblin said...

Maybe I should try that to keep my armpit hairs in place.

This could work.

Lindsay said...

Um, the only other person I knew that used spray deodorant was my grandpa.

The end.