Wednesday, April 6, 2011

The Three Foxes And a Potty. And Fabulous Hair, Yes.


Once upon a time in a great, magical forest IKEA, there lived a lovely family of three bears arctic foxes. They lived in a happy little cottage Giant Blue Building with furnishings both attractive and reasonably priced, yes.

One sunny Spring day, a flaxen-haired maiden ventured deep into the magical forest IKEA with her lovely nutella-haired partner DIL and her adorable, delightful, brilliant, amazing cinnamon cheerios-haired GrandBoy of Wondrousness.

After some time, the cheerios-haired GrandBoy of Wondrousness grew hungry and the nutella-haired DIL grew thirsty and the flaxen-haired maiden really, really, really needed to pee.

Meanwhile, the family of arctic foxes noticed that something seemed strange about the happy little cottage Giant Blue Building with furnishings both attractive and reasonably priced, yes.

Papa wanted some dinner and slunk up to the table, as foxes will do. Someone's been sitting at my big Bjursta! Papa Fox said. Someone's been sitting at my medium-sized Bjursta! Mama Fox Foxy Mama said. Someone's been sitting at my Bjursta! Baby Fox said.

Papa wanted to relax in the living room. Someone's been sitting on my big Ektorp! Papa Fox said. Someone's been sitting on my medium-sized Ektorp! Foxy Mama said. Someone's been sitting on my Ektorp! Baby Fox said.

Papa Fox's hackles began to rise and Foxy Mama's hackles began to rise because that's what foxes do.

Because Papa was hackling and Foxy Mama was hackling, they did not notice when Baby Fox ran off to pee. Because that's what Baby Foxes do.

Suddenly, they heard the howling!

Papa Fox ran into the Potty Room. Someone's been sitting on my big potty! he said. Foxy Mama ran into the Potty Room. Someone's been sitting on my medium-sized potty! she said.

Then they all turned to Baby Fox. Someone's been sitting on my potty! Baby said. And she's still there!





That's right.

Note: After slaving over this brilliant post, I decided that the potty doesn't really look all that teeny teeny tiny. But it was.

Thus, I stand by my post!

Heck, yes!

3 comments:

Lindsay said...

Nutella hair! Yummy!

And that toilet was super tiny, i just was holding cheerio hair boy and couldn't get an ideal shot.

Amanda P said...

Yeah...I'm not sure the photo really does the situation justice. But the post rocked nonetheless.

hello_tulip said...

Fantastic...I had a similar experience (minus the fabulous hair) and I was pregnant at the time. Who makes those teeny toilets?