And you think YOU have a crummy shower ... |
Note: Okay, fine. So I am watching HGTV.
And because I am in the midst of renovating my Ramshackle House on the Hill, I am particularly interested in whole-house renovations.
Note: Okay, so actually I am in the midst of planning the renovations to my Ramshackle House on the Hill. Donations are accepted. Gifts cards. Firstborn. Whatever.
So I am watching HGTV and some Gentleman is talking about how he spent 140 grand renovating his condo and how his new master bath is totally totally fab and and lavish and an exquisite use of materials.
Um, okay.
The Gentleman is showing off the exquisite use of materials and the plushness and the decadence. Of it all, including the bidet.
Um, okay.
Now The Gentleman is referring to THE SHOWER. He is referring to the exquisite use of materials and the spray heads and the waterfalls that grace THE SHOWER.
It is a SHOWER FOR FOUR, he is saying and smiling and gushing. About the exquisite use of materials, I hope.
Oh dear. My heart is happy that The Gentleman loves his renovations. And his materials. And the decadence.
But really? A shower for four? On national television when dear Grandma Ethel, with her pacemaker and all, is watching?
Now, there's a holiday dinner I wouldn't want to miss ...
Heck, yes!
1 comment:
I could use a shower for 4. Then I could tell the boys, "You all GET IN THAT SHOWER and don't come out til you're all clean!" 15 minutes and they would all be clean. Sounds good to me.
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