Everyone's a comedian, in his own mind.
And it's not like I haven't heard it all a thousand times before. For example, if my last name were, say, synonymous with, say, an activity only performed legally in certain cities across the country, when meeting me for the first time, say, some may find it humorous to make jokes about whether or not I reside in said city, which I don't, and trust me pal: You're not that funny.
Note: And no, my last name is not 'Girls that Want to Meet You Now'.
So, the Front Desk Receptionist in My Extended-Stay-Type-Hotel squeals when I walk through the door. There it is! There it is!
Another Front Desk Type appears.
See? I told you. That dog looks just like a Gremlin!
Note: Like I've never heard that one? But personally, I just don't see it.
Additional Note: Sic 'em, Rube.
The Housekeeper approaches me in the hallway with her hand extended to my dog, who totally ignores her. Wow! He looks just like Chewbacca!
He? I am thinking. Chewbacca? I am thinking. She is a girl. Can't you see her nine nipples hanging to the floor? And Chewbacca? Really. Rubi is far better groomed and so far as I know has never carried an assault weapon.
Note: Personally, I just don't see it.
Additional Note: Sic 'em Rube!
Today some Comedian in the elevator says My, what big eyes you have, my dear in reference, I suppose, to The Big Bad Wolf.
Hmmmn.
She may have a point. There is a family resemblance.
Heck, yes!
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1 comment:
Guys have nipples too. Just sayin.
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