Disclaimer: Of course I'm mocking this product. Just in case you weren't sure. Clearly, I'm watching too much cable.
Thank heavens for the genius of Europe, because now, finally available in America: The Neckline Slimmer. Or Skimmer. Or Scammer. I forget.
Finally, European technology is available to us common Americans, who clearly have way too many double chins roaming around, unchecked. And did you know that in just two minutes a day, you can significantly alter your neck's appearance (Individual Results May Vary; Results Not Typical)? Heck, you can significantly alter your neck's appearance while you're waiting in the drive-through for your whopper, king-size fries and a coke. Or you can significantly alter your neck's appearance while you're putting back a six-pack (of root beer, of course) after a long day at the office/unemployment line.
I am not joking about the website. I wish I had thought to claim skinnyneck.com. I need to check and see if skinnybutt.com is available. I'll keep you informed.
2 comments:
Thank goodness. I was just looking at my chin today thinking, "if only there were a way to significantly diminish my extra neck fat in just minutes!"
Remember: Individual results may vary. Results not typical.
With a neck the size of yours, I don't know . . .
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