Good news. I am apparently eligible for Government Stimulation, yes.
Today I received my Government Stimulus Notification letter. An urgent notification from Mr. Lawver. With a reference number, so it must be real. I got this letter on account of my fine credit history and eligible property. And all that Mr. Lawver requires of me in order to take advantage of this limited-time offer, is a response to his stimulus.
Yes.
I am cordially invited to visit the Stimulus Servicing Department, which sounds like it should be located in the back of the adult bookstore downtown.
Eeew.
I. Don't. Think. So.
You can definitely find stimulus along Broadway in San Francisco. Although, I don't believe the government will be providing it.
ReplyDeleteThank goodness.